Welcome to the CNW Halloween hideout
By day we architect caring workplaces; by night we’re the Cat Nurturing Witches. The cauldrons are full of pumpkin-spice kombucha, the carpets are strewn with velvet capes, and a coven of extremely qualified cats keeps our rituals aligned.
Our guiding spells
- Glow-in-the-dark kanban. Every task card gets a phosphorescent rune. When the moon hits the board, priorities literally glow.
- Mandatory meow breaks. Top of every hour we pause, stretch like tall silhouettes, and meow into the ether. It keeps the team humble and the ghosts amused.
- Respect the familiars. If a cat curls atop your keyboard, the universe is telling you to take a break. Ignore it and face an abrupt paw-induced outage.
Meet the cabinet of familiars
Nyasha “Head Cat Herder” Chikowore steers the strategy, but these whiskered consultants keep the spells ethical and the snacks replenished:
- Luna Lupine: Lead moonbeam wrangler who tunes the daily agenda to the waxing and waning tides.
- Obi Obsidian: Play therapist and official broom-safety instructor. Knows seven ways to turn a restless stand-up into a costume contest.
- Juniper Jinx: Logistics mastermind responsible for cauldron refills, treat quotas, and gentle spirits-of-the-printer appeasement.
Host your own CNW cat seance
Prepare the circle
Lay down a velvet runner, arrange mini pumpkins, and invite the cats to pick their preferred cushion.
Summon the mews
Play lo-fi organ beats, dim the lights, and let each team member share a “trick” they untangled and a “treat” they’re celebrating.
Send the raven
Write your brightest idea on a bat-shaped card and email caringnwellbeing@gmail.com. We’ll respond with a curated spell kit.
Need help enchanting your workspace?
Drop us a note and we’ll assemble a bespoke Halloween playbook: playlists, potion recipes, retro prompts, and cat-approved warmups.